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   (@SofiaNomads) (@SofiaNomads)19/04/2012 at 13:14Reply

   Spread the love with Nick: Nick has a lot of love to give, especially during spring time. He can even be nice wi… http://t.co/7RXlIELg

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   Nick23/04/2012 at 00:20Reply

   I can get some more Kris… they cost 120 leva each and are made by inmates at China’s largest mental insitution. All monies go towards paying for hookers and absinthe for these poor lost souls. They are hand painted with monkey sperm that has been dyed pink, and with a brush made from the pubic hair of the a rare species of monkey… only found in a remote region of the country close to the northern most point of the Great Wall Of China. I can get a better deal if we order more than twenty at a time. Je Taime!!

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   Nick23/04/2012 at 00:32Reply

   I can get more if you like Kris…they are made by the inmates of Chinas largest mental institution and all proceeds go towards hookers and absinthe for these poor lost souls. They are painted with the dyed sperm of the male inmates, and the hair on the brushes are extracted with tweezers from the female inmates whilst they awake are tied up in straight suits…..so as you can see a lot of time effort and pain goes into the making of these beautiful works of art! The cost is normally around 80 leva per ornament but i can get a better price if we buy more than seventeen at a time. Lets give lovingly to this very worthy cause guys! Je taime Nomads!!

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   Nick23/04/2012 at 00:34Reply

   Sorry i decided to enhance the story a little second time around.